I sell these toilets, hit me up if you want to buy one of these things.
The Executive model (shown left) comes complete with all the luxuries and amenities of your home bathroom.
Built in toilet paper holder, privacy shield,mouthwash holder, newspaper holder, and plenty of space for those important business documents and files.
The EXBM150 holds up to 15 pounds of human waste.
There is nothing more satisfying than taking a crap in your briefcase and then carrying it around with you.